Thursday, July 26, 2007

This is your life.

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Happy Birthday, Kristi!


Have a wonderfully ominous birthday!
We love you!

P.S. I think this sketch looks like Kristi with light-colored hair.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Happy Birthday to Kym!

Here's a little birthday wish for you from all of us!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

The big Three-Oh

Wow! 7 posts since I've been gone?! Impressive.

The 30th birthday celebration was a complex equation that Susan managed to solve. We needed the right balance of fun and excitement -- exciting enough for a 30 year old yet accessible for a 1 & 3 year old (Madeira & Evan). Hmmm...

(10 adults + 2 kids) / 5 inflatable canoes + 47 beers * (8 miles of river + 2 rope swings) / 6 hours = fun * excitement

It's true!

The appropriate threshold of fun & excitement was surpassed with great fervor. We had a good turn-out and lots of fun.

Inflatable canoes?
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Afterwards a smaller group went back to Santa Rosa to stay @ Motel 6 and drink more beer by the pool. The pool and beer were great. Although, to our surprise, the management at Motel 6 left something to be desired. I think we'll upgrade to Days Inn next time.

The next day I woke up feeling achy and tired. Is this what it feels like to be 30? As the day went on I started to get a fever and sore throat. Maybe it's just a bug.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

Happy 30th Jason!


Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too. P.U.!

Saturday, July 7, 2007

Hair is everywhere!

Well, I did it! I actually gave the boys the same haircut. And they like it!! I guess the dog is next......

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Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.

By Ed Druckman

Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a picture of Katie Holmes coming out of Pink Cheeks, a Sherman Oaks boutique that offers the service of making "your winkie as white as your smile." Now in the words of Holmes/Cruise publicist Arnold Robinson, "It's a sh*t storm."

Robinson went on to say, "to conclude, if it was in fact Ms. Holmes coming out of Pink Cheeks, that she bleached her winkie is absurd. May I remind you that Pink Cheeks also offers a range of services, like Brazilians, to which Ms. Holmes, being somewhat hirsute, may have wanted to avail herself." The owner of Pink Cheeks, Cindy Esser-Thorin, when interviewed by the Associate Press, would not confirm or deny Holmes' visit. "Sweetie," said Esser-Thorin, "I'm like a doctor, not a GP but a proctologist. I don't divulge my patients."

However, The Associate Press did track down a nurse who was present during the birth of Suri Cruise. The AP would not divulge her name, but the nurse said, "I won't say if it was black or white. But I will say that if this was Alabama in 1954 that ass would have no problem plunking itself down on a white's only toilet."

And the matter is threatening to transcend cosmetics. Activist Reverend Al Sharpton today released this statement, "We hear all of this talk out of Hollywood of racial equality. When it comes down to it, it's the white ass that's most prized not the black ass. Of course, we still have Halle Berry, but how long before she takes the bleach!" George Clooney also weighed in. "All the work we did to raise consciousness here about Darfur done in by Katie Holmes' winkie, it's very disturbing, not to mention disgusting. Who would want to do that job?" Sharpton is also planing a nation wide boycott of Cruise's Mission Impossible III, which opens this Friday.

Cruise was asked about the escalating incident during the Mexican promotion tour of Mission Impossible III. "This isn't a matter of race," said Cruise. "It's a matter of bleach. And I think we should all remember it's "turn" the other cheek, not "spread".

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Okay, Susan and Jason, we are still waiting for your July 4th Anal Bleaching Party photos!

Avast!

Our little superstars!

OK, OK!! I'll post something....

We had a fun day at the cabin on June 30. The boys fished until they couldn't fish anymore. Ryan brought home a trophy for smallest fish. Ethan enjoied hanging out under the dock sneaking up on other kids. At one point I noticed he was pushing a couple kids off the dock. To my surprise, the kids would climb back up onto the dock and let him push them off over and over! This lasted for a long, long time. Kyle threw his cast nest 10,539 times to be exact. I have not seen another kid so focused on a goal than Kyle when it comes to this cast net.

It was a good day made better with good food! As usual the food was spread from end to end of the porch. Fried mullet, fried chicken, seafood casserole, boiled shrimp, baked beans, numerous salads, other fried things, and of course a dozen desserts to choose from made eating an easy thing to do when you got tired of the sun.

As far as how many actual "Muldoon's" were there, I haven't the faintest idea. That will have to be answered by another Muldoon.

We did find out who the mysterious unusually tall person was in a Christmas photo taken at the cabin last year. If you remember the photo, he was standing behind Ritchie, Shannon's hubby. He is one of Ritchie's best friends. Can't remember his name, though. Anyways, mystery solved!
There! Are you happy now?? So dish out all the goods, tell us about you 30th bday. Goats and monkeys, too! :)

Kian and Ailia muggin' for the camera!

Friday, July 6, 2007

Blogging

Why are the last 3 blog posts mine? Oh wait, now it's the last 4?!?!

I see Elisha posted more pictures on Picasa. Hmmm... no reference on the blog?

Surely Mom will post something about going to "The Cabin" last weekend. How big was it this year? How many Muldoon's were there?

How come Bill hasn't posted any links for the on-going climate debate?

I'm going to refrain from posting any comments about my 30th birthday celebration until I see some more activity on this blog.

Goats and monkeys!

Jason